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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 04:05
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
The European Central Bank is almost guaranteed to cut rates. Here's what could happen next - CNBC
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
How about learn C sharp at 2024?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
The Ocean Is Getting Darker, Threatening All That Lives Within - ScienceAlert
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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